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  Poor JWs on a RV today........

  by Gill in

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  you talk to people in general about jws and what a crock of shit their beliefs are and you think 'maybe i went on too much!

  ' 'perhaps they weren't really listening anyway!

  ' "i wish i hadn't bothered!'.

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  johnny cip

  i will toot my own horn . for a 1000'th time if baiting jw's was an oylimpic sport. i would get nothing less than a 9.0 from the judges. i've had 80 year jw's pioneers run the 2 minute mile. score 9.5 make a party of 20 jw's run off a street and get into their cars. and burn rubber just to get out of the area. in less than 5 minutes. score 9.6 wipe out jw elders and make them hide under the table at kh libraries . when i start pulling wt books off the shelves. to the point they cry percution straight from their own books. score 9.7 giving jw's enough rope to hang themselves , all the while holding the end of the rope to hang them at any time. score 9.8 going into the kh and watch the elder's push all the sister into the back room screaming. i'm, satan . all because i stopped in and asked for the latest wt mag. score 9.9 and all the times THE JUDGES GAVE ME A PERFECT 10. FOR calling bethel and making dopes out of the service .writing dept, etc. easy shit john
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  Wedding Day Turns Sour

  by Kenneson in

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  the wedding at the kingdom hall was over and went off without a hitch.

  the park was nearby and a nice place for wedding photos, a traditional place for these.

  about 100 congregants went over to watch the couple being photographed.

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  johnny cip

  it's simple the park officer. was called. then the jw's acted like assholes. to the point the park offical had to call the police. all the jw's had to do was work with the park officer. and move their cars etc. but no the jw's can't act normal. they have to act like they own the park. i'm sorry for the couple. that a few jw jackasses screwed up their wedding day. they had to piss off the park officer by being theocraptic crybabies. john
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  Earthquakes and rumors of war or whatever ;o)

  by Hellrider in

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  i was so inspired by the ridicolousness of thirdwitnoid in that other thread ("the gentile times reconsidered again...but this time i am using the bible"), in which he actually dared bring up the old "increase in earthquakes"-fairytale from the wt and asleep.

  it really had nothing to do in that thread, which was about 607 vs 587 (oh no, not that again.... datelocationdeathsmagnitude.

  jan. 23, 1556. shansi, china .

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  johnny cip

  my jw dad tried that earthquake ,famine crap on me about 8 years ago. but he didn't know a had a secret, weapon. THE PUBLIC LIBRARY. this is before i had a p.c. i was coming home with books every other day. . oh boy the fights we had. my dad would not look a a single history book. he kept saying over a period of months that all those books from the public library . were written to make jehovah's org look bad. even tho not one was an apostate book. i had one book on british history that said in India in the 18th century, famine took about 100 or 200 million lives. and that was just in India. then i looked up the wt on professor Iko. from the u.s. earthquake comm. o9r some org. and found that the wt miss quoted the professor . i showed my dad the exact true quote and the wt lie in wt mag. on how pro. Iko never said that quakes are higher in the 20th. century. my dad said the book was lying . even tho , it was the quote the wt used in the wt mag. go figure. by the way my dad called the police on me , a number of times during my coming home with books from the public library. because . i was bringing satans history books into the house. the police thought he was nuts. john
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  Does the GB truly beleive they are being used by God

  by sspo in

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  what do you think?.

  i have a hard time accepting the fact that intelligent men truly beleive the creator has a special arrangement with them and somehow they are being used in a special position because of one scripture about the faithful and discreet slaves.. they should all be locked up in a nut house for beleiving that.

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  trust me they know they are lying. it's as plain as day. just call the bethel and ask a few good questions. from the writing dept or service dept. start by asking the name of who you are speaking with? then go from there, you will figure out in minutes. you have nothing to fear from them. trust me just call them. and ask a few questions. your eyes will be opened in less than 2 minutes. 1-718-560-5000. you have never talked to such nasty , rude people till you call bethel and ask a few good questions. in fact no one even has a name there. they are even dumber than your local jw that knocks at your door call and see for yourself.
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  Theocractic Assignments

  by The wanderer in

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  living in florida

  known as the sunshine state with its beautiful sandy white beaches its attractive.

  amusement and theme parks, it offers tourists and visitors a paradise like setting.

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  johnny cip

  if i remember correctly the wt sold it's orange farm in fort myers. about 2 years ago. in fact i even called the caretakers (special pioneers,bethelites). and confirmed the grove was sold. maybe the wt has more than one grove? nathan we will have to look this up. this was a hot topic , a year or 2 ago. i think the wt bought the land for either $10 or $3000 some debate on this. about 25 years ago and sold it for about a few million. to a developer. maybe connected to the wts. to build condo's , i know some sharp posters can remember this scam... john
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  Met a JW while my mom was in surgery

  by JWdaughter in

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  so, last thursday my mom had a outpatient surgery at the local clinic.

  across the seating area a couple of people were talking and i got the sense that they were jws, though they didn't say anything specific to the org., they did use some catch phrases(brother-to a middle aged black gentleman, by an older white woman).

  we were discussing recipes and diet issues, and i mentioned that i had never had brisket until this woman in my church made one.

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  jw daughter; you did extremely well. first the lady was basically forced to stay in the room. (doctors office) and it's not to often , a jw runs into someone that can , shut them down. in 5 minutes. and run on and on of the faults of the wt. trust me she learned more from you in 10 minutes. than in years of service to the wts. there is no questions you planted. a whole field of seeds . that may grow. she will not forget your conversation. great work ... john
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  Brother pain in the ass wants to come and visit

  by buffalosrfree in

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  my wife told me she had been asked by a bother (elder type) in the congregation wanted to come by and visit me.

  i told her thats fine as long as he doesn't bring anyone else with him and its not just right after he is out in service as i don't want to be used to garner time.

  if he is really interested in being nice then come on by, but if not, not to waste his or my time by bringing someone else with him, if i don't know them they aren't welcome in my home, end of discussion.

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  Finally, just as I was holding forth on some JW bs the family pooch lay down right in the middle of the floor and started licking himself. ; In a loud voice he hollered to one of their kids, "Mary! Bring this dog some crackers to eat with his pecker!". At that point I gave him up to Satan. wow that is the funniest story i've heard in weeks i'm with gary on this one , the more dopes they bring over the more fun i will have. i beg the jw's to come over for a study. haven't had one taker , sincethe last time, i wiped out 5 elders, in the local kh library john
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  I have trust issues , but what do you think about this ....

  by troubled mind in

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  the reverend down the street has made friends with my son ...... yesterday we came down hard on our 18 yr old son because he has not gotten a job since graduation , and can not pay for his share of the cell phone or car insurance .

  so we took these privileges away until he can pay .

  well he must of went over to the rev's last night and the guy offered to give him $100.

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  i have a teen friend, who is a vocalist. very very strong chance, she will be on mtv, radio. and albums in the stores. in less than a year. i've been researching the music bussiness for a few year now. trying to learn the nuts and bolts. it's very interesting. and there is $$$$ and jobs at all levels. let your son have some fun and learn about the buss. maybe he get's a job . working in the music industry. or at the local club making a few dollars on the week end. with a part time job during the week. it's funny lots of these snot nosed kids own record co. and have big $$$$ . just b ecause they could play the bass. or write some songs. or do thinks like your son is doing .controling the sound. tell him to go to school for it . there are plenty of jobs in music. and if he gets lucky. cha ching. john
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  It was BS in January 1939, it is BS now

  by Nathan Natas in

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  johnny cip

  i have an orginal copy of "FACE THE FACTS" WTS 1938 , what i find very upsetting. is that booklet, went into some detail. about " how christians would not get married, or have children. to just wait till the Big A . to have a family." then i think in a follow up from the question from the readers. the wt goes into detail that they have been preaching since @1925 that christians should not get married or have children . till the end of this system that is only months away. ie children book 1941. i think it was 1953 that the wt backed off , a bit on this teaching. since newer wt articles comment on what a great tract "FACE THE FACT'S " WAS I like to bring out this teaching. straight from the table of JEO-HOVER. That if a women if say 21 yrs. old followed this teaching from 1925-1953 she would be about 50 years old. to old to have children and start a family. My question? was that REALLY PROPER SPRITUAL FOOD AT THE PROPER TIME. STRAIGHT FROM JOE-HOVER. ? they can't answer it honestly. without worshipping JO)e-hover rutherFRAUD. Nathan allways comes up with the goods. john
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  TITHING approaches!

  by hamsterbait in

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  in the sep 1 witchtower, p25.

  there is an illustration (i assume of an anonymous israelite) vowing "i shall without fail give the tenth of 'it' to you" , at the point in the study where we are told that ornary folks gathered outside the temple when incense was being offered up.

  (he has already given the tenth of something - "it's" running down the end of that phallic looking thingie.

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  johnny cip

  iv'e been reading a lot of wt's from the last 10 years and the crqaptower. has been pushing the 10% for4 some time. this is nothing new. I'LL MAKE A PROPHECY TODAY remember i 'm saying it in the name of JOE-HOVER . THE NOV 2006 WT WILL BE. A BEGATHON. GIVE YOUR REAL ESTATE, PENSION, BANK ACCOUNTS, STOCKS, CASH, JEWERLY, ETC. TO THE WT . GET A TAX CREDIT. 10% WILL BE TALKED ABOUT AGAIN. JUST READ LAST YEAR NOV WT. AND THIS YEARS WILL BE THE SAME. A BEGATHON. JOHN